Rapid Speed Diagnosis
I reproduce what your customers feel on mobile, identify the top three bottlenecks, and explain them without requiring you to read DevTools.
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Available for hireYou searched because the site feels sluggish — not because you wanted a lecture on Lighthouse. I fix slow websites for business owners who need users to stop bouncing: diagnose what real people experience, ship the highest-impact speed wins first, and prove the difference on the pages that drive leads and sales.
Business-pain remediation — distinct from metric-only CWV projects or open-ended performance consulting.
I reproduce what your customers feel on mobile, identify the top three bottlenecks, and explain them without requiring you to read DevTools.
Oversized images, render-blocking CSS/JS, duplicate libraries, and tag-manager bloat removed or deferred — often the fastest path to a snappier site.
Homepage, product, and checkout templates tuned for faster first paint and smoother scrolling — where bounce and revenue actually live.
If the theme or stack is the ceiling, I say so and outline redesign or migration — after honest quick wins, not as the default upsell.
These are the patterns behind most owner frustration calls — not theoretical edge cases.
Visitors stare at a blank or shifting layout while a huge image and font bundle fight for bandwidth. We fix load order so the page feels alive immediately.
Chat, reviews, pixels, and popups each add seconds. We prune or defer what marketing added without measuring cost.
Desktop looks fine in the office; customers on 4G disagree. Fixes target real mobile throttling, not just your Wi-Fi.
A new theme that still ships 2MB of JavaScript. We measure user-perceived speed — pretty is not fast.
Short path from frustration to noticeable improvement — with staging proof before you pay for mystery work.
You share the URL and worst pages. I record mobile load behavior and rank fixes by what users will notice first.
High-impact changes deployed to staging — image compression, script order, caching headers, and obvious bloat removal.
Side-by-side walkthrough or video showing faster load and smoother interaction on the pages you care about.
Simple guardrails for your team: what not to add back, image upload rules, and when to call for deeper CWV work.
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Send your URL and which pages feel worst on mobile. I will triage, propose a fix sprint, and show you staging proof before we talk about bigger rebuilds.
Start a ProjectWhatever stack you have — I work with the frontend reality, not an ideal greenfield rewrite.
Portfolio sites where performance was a deliberate outcome.
Design-forward Astro site that loads instantly — an example of what “fast” looks like when the frontend is built for speed from the start.
React interface handling 500+ WebSocket updates per second without jank — proof I understand interaction performance, not just static page weight.
Fix slow website starts from business pain — bounce, complaints, lost sales. CWV work targets LCP/INP/CLS thresholds in Search Console. Overlap exists; I scope based on whether you need user-perceived turnaround or metric-specific field recovery.
Often yes — images, caching, plugin audit, and script deferral help many sites. If the theme architecture caps improvement, I tell you plainly and outline migration options.
Many asset and script fixes show up immediately after deploy on staging. Some hosting or DNS changes take longer. I prioritize changes you can feel on mobile within the first sprint.
I guarantee focused remediation on agreed pages with before/after proof — not a magic “under 2 seconds everywhere” promise that ignores third-party scripts and hosting limits.
Your URL, the slowest pages, whether you run ads to those pages, and CMS/hosting access for staging. A one-paragraph description of the problem beats a vague “make it faster” ticket.
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Available for freelance — US/UK/EU clients preferred.
Full projects, hourly, and retainers welcome.
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